How to Annoy Your Teacher

“ NEW : How to annoy / piss off / drive your jerk of a teacher crazy discreetly but violently? ”

This new blog post will reveal dozens of foolproof techniques to piss off your jerk of a teacher (the one who's a real pain in the ass).

“It was one day in tech class when we had to use the soldering iron… Except I used the iron to gouge my classmate's eye out! The worst part is I managed to pass it off as an accident. I got psychological support and all that stuff… LOL” - Fandegael42 (on the jeuxvideo.com forum)

The jerk teacher and the bitch teacher are classic tropes.

But imagine their faces if the classroom starts to smell like rotten eggs .

Wherever they hear a farting noise …

Imagine if your teacher discovered a huge fake turd under his desk…

In any case, you've come to the right place!

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And avoid finding yourself in the delicate situation of FandeGaël42… Do it discreetly and powerfully!

(some are so subtle that the teachers had a hard time not laughing…)

• Gather your belongings and be ready to leave 10 minutes before the end of class .

• Place a blackboard eraser over the half-open door just before the teacher enters! It'll fall violently on his head if you position it correctly...

• It's a bit childish, but it'll work every time: Let out a loud fart and blame it on your classmates… The awkwardness will be so overwhelming that they won't be able to contradict you, otherwise they'll have to play along with your "it wasn't me who farted…" act. However, you really have to fart loudly so the teacher and everyone else don't realize where it came from!

• Tell your teacher that you dreamed about him, and when he says that's nice, you say "In my dream you were dead!".

• Borrow a pencil from your teacher, hand it back chewed up… He might not say anything, that idiot, but I can assure you it will annoy him!

Maybe he's crazy like him...

• If your teacher has a habit of repeating certain words, have fun counting how many times they use them. And at the end of class, give them your final score!

• Deliberately talk randomly around the classroom; if the teacher asks you, tell him you're talking to your imaginary friend!

( Do you remember her? The perfect example of a bitchy teacher! )

• Bring a scary animal into your classroom (a spider, a rat…). The teacher might lose control! Imagine if they're scared too…

• Apply floor wax to the teacher's blackboard , he won't be able to write!

• Ask permission to go to the bathroom. When your teacher lets you go, say, “It’s too late…”

• Become autistic and pull out your math book in the middle of history class ! Start solving math problems without any pressure. If there are several of you, that should be enough to make him lose his temper.

• Put on a fake beard and declare: "Ho, ho, ho, I am the captain of this ship!"

• Complain about the uselessness of a subject taught in real life. If you have good arguments, he won't be able to do anything!

• Call out to the people passing by in the corridors.

• Bring some crunchy food to class. And eat it!

• Change classrooms and see how long it takes the teacher to notice.

To avoid getting caught... 🎭

• To avoid getting caught, you can scribble something on the wall or the desk. It's a pain in the ass, and besides, no one will know it was you!

• Place some realistic fake poop in strategic locations around the classroom, under the chair, on the desk...

• Pass notes around the classroom and try to get them from one end to the other…

• Give your teachers funny code names. It'll piss them off, but they won't know it's about them!

• During a reading, speak very, very slowly…

• Laugh at everything your jerk of a teacher does.

• With a serious face, ask your teacher, “What is the meaning of life?”

• Use a whole bunch of different fonts/colors on your homework and reports to make them harder to read…

• Ask your English teacher a math question

More violent... 😈

• Mimic absolutely everything your teacher does.

• Hide your teacher's chair somewhere else

• Use delayed-release stink bombs to fill the classroom with a disgusting smell! 🤮

• If your teacher is late, put their photo on the table with candles and matching funeral items. And a short note like, “Rest in peace…”

• Tell him how to do his job

Eating during class can be fun too...

• While he's discussing important concepts, make a casual remark. Something like, "It's a beautiful day today" or "We have math class next."

• You can try never letting your teacher finish a sentence; that should annoy him enough…

• Put glue on your teacher's office chair. But it's really dangerous to do that... You'll pay dearly...

• That jerk is so annoying!

• Enter the classroom as the bell rings to signal the end of class.

• Coordinate with the rest of the class to do something special at the same time…

• Bring your pet to class

• Leaves the classroom for no apparent reason

• Speaks with a German accent and a sadistic voice!

• Take all your things out of your bag and put them on your table

• Take off your clothes, pretending it's too hot.

In the worst-case scenario, this could happen to you...

• Challenge: Pick a word at random from the dictionary and you must use it in your next sentence no matter what… 📖

• If you're brave enough, take pieces of your notebook and eat them calmly while looking your teacher in the eyes…

• Coordinate with your classmates to sing the Marseillaise at the beginning of class… Some teachers won't be too happy about that! 🇫🇷 🇫🇷

• Have fun locking the jerk of a teacher in the bathroom

• Bringing animals into the boarding school (e.g., cows, chickens…)

• Use a universal remote control to turn the projector on and off.

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