Fart noises: HUGE (6 noises)

The 6 Fart Noises We've All Made at Least Once! Do you know the fart nicknamed the train, the atomic bomb, or even the musical?
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The 6 Fart Noises We've All Made at Least Once!

Farts are part of our daily lives, yet this noise remains both embarrassing and funny to others... Here are 6 of the most common types of farts!

  • FART SOUND #1: THE TRAIN

What does a train look like 🚆? Well, it's simple: it's a series of carriages. In fart mode, it goes "choo choo." Your farts explode twice without stopping for 30 seconds! It's the kind of fart you want to avoid in public...😨

Fart noise: The Train

If you want to imitate all these kinds of farts, you'll need the right pranks and jokes! Luckily, we have a whole collection of whoopee cushions, each one more unique than the last... Did you know, for example, that there's a remote-controlled whoopee cushion? 🕹

  • FART NOISE #2: THE STACCATO

Like the short, sudden notes of a cheerful piece of music, your farts go "fart," a pause, "fart," a pause, "fart." And they continue to the rhythm of disgusting little farts dancing to the music 🎶

fart noise the staccato

  • FART NOISE #3: THE ATOMIC BOMB

Super noisy and super smelly. As soon as it comes out, it's like you can see the smoke coming out of its butt... When that happens, it's best not to be in the elevator or the subway, otherwise it's carnage! 💥

farting noise, atomic bomb

Defense Technique : Put your hand in front of your mouth and nose if someone performs the Atomic Bomb in front of you!

Now if you're a fan of the atomic bomb, you can reproduce it on anyone by adding this magnificent Giant Whoopee Cushion to your basket!

  • FART SOUND #4: THE BIG MOUTH

That fart you tried so hard to hold in came out the moment you changed your sitting position, revealing all your secrets... It's the kind of fart that ruins your day in an instant!

farting noise, the big mouth

  • FART SOUND #5: THE SILENT KILLER

With some farts, you can tell beforehand that they're going to smell bad... You know that burning sensation? These farts are so powerful they almost make you want to faint, yet they make NO SOUND! And that's the problem, you can't identify them in advance.

fart noise the silent killer

  • FART SOUNDS #6: THE MUSICAL COMEDY

Sometimes we wonder where our musical genes come from... The answer? In your farts! Some are truly melodious... They seem to be able to sing "Do Re Mi" better than you. Sometimes we're so amused that we forget we're farting 🎶

fart noises musical

Want a successful musical ? Have you heard of the Farting Whistle ? This whistle perfectly imitates the sound of a human fart. It's hilarious to use during a meal for a prank!

awesome fart noises with the fart whistle

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