How to Win Over Your Neighbor?

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...Or How to get revenge on your upstairs neighbor?

What can you do to annoy your neighbor?

Do you have an annoying/noisy neighbor and want to get rid of them? Do you want to make them leave/shut up? Or even evict them? Or simply get revenge or make their life miserable? Here's how in 22 Simple and Unique Tips !

Most of the time you'll run into people just like you and me: helpful and well-mannered. But sometimes you have an annoying neighbor who doesn't understand these essential values. So you need to step things up a notch! With these 22 tips, you should have enough to annoy them for a while...😂

Alternatively, you can directly use stink bombs that really stink and trigger automatically.

#1 Organize a party at his house!

Send out invitations to everyone in the neighborhood on his behalf. Invite everyone except the people you know he's good friends with. In the invitation, mention that they don't need to RSVP. And don't forget to leave a note at the end specifying that they should bring a can of cassoulet!

Maybe don't try doing what's shown below...that might go a bit too far! 😲

#2 The Stink Bomb for Neighbor

It might be a classic method, but it's effective! The difficulty lies in the strategic placement of these nasal weapons of destruction! You need to find the right moment and place to put it in his house (actually, you just need to be creative). I invite you to consult our article "How to Make a Stink Bomb?" if that's the option that interests you.

Finally, if you don't want the hassle, you can trust our expertise in this area (we're the market experts). Below are some remote stink bombs (pretty cool). 🤢

#3 Organize a party at your house and make as much noise as possible (perfect for getting revenge on the upstairs neighbors)!

Invite everyone except him. Make sure you're loud enough. He'll call the cops for disturbing the peace, and when the police show up, say: "Damn it, Bernard. First you don't answer, and now you're calling the cops?! For a party you were invited to! What's going on, man? This should make him snap!" 🎉

#4 Doing unsavory things to your air conditioner

If you live in a neighborhood and your neighbor's air conditioning unit is on the ground, fill a liter container with your urine , leave it in the sun for a few days to rot. Then, when he leaves for the day, pour it over his air conditioning unit. All that delightful liquid will seep into its filters and his house will end up smelling really bad...

#5 Buy a musical instrument (perfect for upstairs neighbors in an apartment building)

The walls of most apartment buildings are not soundproofed. However, most of these residences allow piano and guitar practice until 9 p.m., and when you have musical talent, everyone should benefit, right?

#6 Request for home visits on their behalf

This tip is a bit more elaborate than the others, but it will work wonders! Call religious groups , insurance agents, or anyone else who sells something and tell them you'd like a "home presentation" to learn more. Or, just have seven pizzas delivered to his house to really win him over!

#7 Buying a Dog (classic)

A dog is man's best friend, right? Everyone loves dogs. But dogs bark and poop everywhere relentlessly . One of these characteristics will surely annoy your neighbor (especially the barking). 🐶

#8 Use Fake Poop (Nice)

If you don't want a dog , you can leave some delicious fake poop all over its environment . You'll see, it'll probably annoy it, but not enough to call the police (unless it's crazy). And luckily, we have just the supplies you need! Our shop has a wide collection of all kinds of fake poop !

#9 Fake sex to annoy the upstairs neighbors

You really have to not care at all, but it's possible that this will annoy them pretty quickly! With your girlfriend or some friends , simulate the biggest orgy the world has ever seen! (The noise really needs to be loud)

PS: Take some acting classes to increase the level of realism!

It's also possible to put on a porn film when you go out for the evening... Or a Japanese film in its original version. Just make sure you close the door properly...

#10 Send a wonderful (sweet) gift

One of our products is perfect: the Fake Spring Snake . Hidden inside a can of chips, this snake will pop out as soon as you open the can out of a sweet tooth! Wouldn't it be nice to send it to him in the mail? 📬

#11 Birdseed

Putting birdseed on the roof of your car might just lead to something interesting. The birds, after enjoying their feast, will likely poop in roughly the same spot—pretty neat, right? For your car! 🐦

#12 Pure Bleach + Garden = <3

Use a spray bottle and fill it with bleach or a strong weed killer! Go into their garden and have some fun! Goodbye lawn! Clear your name by spraying a little bit of the liquid in your own garden...

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#13 Smoothies

Do you love smoothies? Well, why not make one at 6 a.m. for your breakfast... The more ingredients, the better it is for your neighbor's sleep!

#14 Infinite Ringtone

If your neighbors are really annoying, you can use tape... Put the tape over their doorbell so it rings indefinitely ! Don't forget to leave a little note with the tape: "Bunch of ******* c******" for example...

#15 Leave a slightly awkward message

#16 The phone number! The phone number!

By getting their phone number, you can do amazing things! For example, post an ad on Le Bon Coin with the message "Don't call back before 10:30 PM!" Selling a car at a super low price...

Examples:

• Selling my Twingo with 30,000 km for €800. I want to get rid of it quickly... Please don't call before 10 PM, I work all day.
• Selling my wife for €2! 38 years old and still as awful as ever! Don't call before 10 PM or you'll get her...

#17 Goodbye Doormat

Become the greatest doormat kidnapper ! By stealing his doormat, he'll have plenty of reasons to get angry...

# SCRATCH YOUR CAR WITHOUT SCRATCHING YOUR CAR!?

And yes, it is possible to make him believe that his car is scratched... For this you need our special stickers ( delivered free of charge 🙌 ).

They'll make him think his car is wrecked!

#18 No more lock...

Slip a small piece of metal into his lock so he can't open his door or leave his house. A small piece will be more than enough 😉

#19 Take inspiration from the Pink Panther

If you're looking for inspiration, nothing beats the Pink Panther ! Here's an episode where they're all about making your neighbor fall in love...

Hardcore tips to get rid of your neighbor: Total Disrespect !

#Hardcore 1: The Gravel

You call a gravel delivery service. You order 3 tons for your neighbor's garden. You ask them to drop it right in the middle!

#Hardcore 2: The Letters

Make them break up! By sending anonymous love letters to one of the partners. Anonymous phone calls can work well too... The key is to prove your neighbor's infidelity...💌

#Hardcore 4: The Plate of Piss

1. Pour some pee into a plate and place that plate in your freezer .
2. Once thoroughly frozen, remove the resulting disc.
3. Place this disc in front of your neighbors' door or, if you can, inside their house...
4. It should all melt...💦

Tip : Don't hesitate to put plastic wrap in your plate to separate the disc.

#Hardcore 4: Selling your house

You could sell or rent your house to a satanic cult...or for a pornographic film shoot if the neighbor is really close by, it's an idea worth exploring...

These tricks will cause annoyance ... So there's a risk ! Make sure you don't get caught when you try them out! Because frankly, some neighbors deserve it!

But there are little gadgets that make things easier... 💩 With these, even your neighbor will be laughing their head off at having been tricked: Jokes and Pranks

Why not put this in his mailbox so he gets completely fooled? 😂

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